While inflationary pressures have eased slightly in recent months, the cost of some popular Christmas items remain stubbornly high. Case in point, the American Girl Doll retails at a price out of reach for many Americans, forcing them to seek out affordable but less desirable knockoffs.
Perhaps the most popular alternative this holiday season is the Patriot Girl Doll. Patriot Girl comes with a cute red, white and blue camouflage jumpsuit, an adorable little tactical vest and an AR-15 right out of the box. Optional accessories include NRA membership card, PG Drone of Freedom and limited edition Patriot Girl Hummer H3. Patriot Girl Doll retails for an extremely reasonable $59.99.
Probably the best deal this Christmas would go to the Hoosier Sally Doll. Hoosier Sally is a member of her school’s marching band and comes with County Soybean Queen sash and tiara included. She retails for a modest $39.99. The basketball loving Hoosier Sally Hoop Dreams can be purchased for a mere $10 more.
Other knockoffs having a hard time gaining a foothold this holiday season include Moscow Maria, the hard-bitten Muscovite who dreams of marrying an oligarch when she grows up. Also, consumers seem to be passing on Patty the Activist Doll. She’s ready for revolution right out of the box, sporting a backpack filled with mouth-watering vegan snacks. She also comes with an audio feature that allows your child to record the name or issue that causes them the most consternation and Patty the Activist will chant, “Hey, hey, ho, ho (Justice Thomas, the patriarchy, student debt, rent, etc.) has got to go.”