Following the ascension of a certain Taylor to the status of Galactic Superstardom, a whole slew of other Taylors are beginning to act as if their Taylorness confers superstar status on them. This disturbing new trend has some rather ordinary Taylors behaving as if they’re entitled to all the flattery and fawning of that Taylor whose popularity eclipses the Super Bowl.
Take, for instance, the case of LIV golfer Talor Gooch. After being snubbed by the Masters golf tournament and despite lacking a ‘y’ in his Talor, this counterfeit Taylor had the unmitigated gall to take a shot at four time major champion golfer Rory McIlroy.
“If Rory McIlroy goes and completes his grand slam without some of the best players in the world, there’s just going to be an asterisk. It’s just the reality. I think everybody wins whenever the majors figure out a way to get the best players in the world there,” Gooch said.
Did everyone catch that? If Rory McIlroy wins the Masters and completes the career grand slam, there will be an asterisk because three time LIV Golf winner Talor Gooch wasn’t in the field. Nevermind that all the top talent and major winners currently playing on the LIV tour will be there, the absence of Talor Gooch will necessitate an asterisk be affixed to Rory McIlroy’s legacy should he win the Masters tournament.
There is one Taylor whose name is spoken in just about every household in every corner of the universe, and still she isn’t capable of summoning the ego required to make a statement as dim-witted and tone-deaf as Talor Gooch’s comments. But let’s give him the benefit of the doubt and chalk it up to his Taylorness over powering his good sense.
Another Taylor who can always be counted on to demand the citizens of the world think of her before acting on their own interests is Taylor Lorenz. A “journalist” for the Washington Post, this Taylor has, in the past, scolded the rest of humanity for not maintaining the strictest Covid restrictions because she’s immunocompromised. Also, she saw fit to lecture everyone on the importance of journalism in the wake of some recent mass layoffs in the media. An actual journalist might have had a point, but she’s emblematic of the need to purge the profession of reporters doing advocacy and not reporting. Despite her mediocrity, her Taylorness won’t allow her a moment of self-awareness.
While the massively popular Taylor seems to be doing a pretty decent job keeping her ego in check, the same cannot be said of some of these other Taylors. They appear to feed off the worship and adulation aimed at her and redirect it at themselves. The Taylors are not alright. Someone in their circle needs to have a difficult conversation with them. Otherwise it’s going to get pretty ugly when their Taylorness crumbles and comes crashing down all around them.