Following Tuesday’s election of Donald Trump to the presidency of the United States, Hollywood’s elite are furiously making plans to flee the country.
Word has it, it’s getting hard for a celebrity out on these streets. First, the regime shut down the Diddy parties. Now, the land of the free stands poised on the verge of a hellish freefall into a dystopian, authoritarian nightmare.
Only one thing left to do if you live in Malibu or Bel Aire or 90210, give your domestic staff two weeks notice and book passage on a first class flight to freedom.
According to reports, America Ferrera is donning her traveling pants and taking her family to the UK. Sources say she’s also considering changing her name from America to Britannia.
“I am certainly considering a house in Italy. I think that’s an intelligent construct at this time,” Sharon Stone told the Daily Mail.
If you’re a person of abundant means, living in Italy would probably be pretty awesome. But politics might not be the most “intelligent construct” to flee California for a new life in Italy. Italy has their own little populist firecracker, and the reproductive rights laws are way more restrictive than California.
Say it ain’t so, Sophie Turner. She promised to “get the f*** out” of America and move back to Winterfell or King’s Landing or wherever she hails from if Trump won.
Cher’s gone. “I almost got an ulcer the last time. If he gets in, who knows? This time I will leave [the country],” she told the Guardian. She was married to Sonny Bono. This can’t be worse than that.
Wherever these Hollywood folks end up, the nations receiving them better posh up their immigration facilities pronto.
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