Do not attempt to adjust your internet connection, there is nothing wrong. Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer and legendary developers of uncut funk, the P-Funk All-Stars, have taken control to bring you a very special show and raise awareness about the need to get vaccinated. While over 100 million doses of the Covid vaccine have been dispensed so far, millions of Americans have yet to be vaccinated. In response, Pfizer is dispatching the Mothership to touch down in areas around the country most in need of inoculation. Pumping “Make my vax the P-Vax” and operating at 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk power, the Mothership has set an ambitious goal of dispensing an additional 100 million doses of vaccine by Memorial Day. P-Vax workers have only one request of Americans seeking vaccination when the Mothership lands in their community, please put your sunglasses on and wear a mask so you can feel cool. That’s the law around the Mothership. Pfizer hopes everyone who has yet to be vaccinated will take advantage of this exciting opportunity to protect themselves from Covid while simultaneously improving their Interplanetary Funksmanship.