Euros Back in a New York Groove

Much of the hype leading up to this year’s Ryder Cup at Bethpage Black Golf Course revolved around the challenge the visiting Euros faced playing in front of a hostile New York crowd.  While the New York fans did their best to get inside the heads of the Euros by heaping abuse on the players and their families, it did not produce the outcome they were looking for.  It did, however, produce a somewhat predictable outcome.  All of the rudeness, taunting, heckling and vulgarity did zero to throw the European players off their game and instead elicited some of the most inspired and exceptional play ever seen at a Ryder Cup event.

As an Indiana Pacers fan, I’ve witnessed this phenomenon many times before.  Whether we’re talking about the Reggie Miller era or the Tyrese Haliburton era, there’s no greater feeling than watching the New York faithful choke on their jeers and insults as their championship hopes go up in flames.  Even though the Pacers have yet to win it all, beating the Knicks and their fanbase year after year is a pretty awesome consolation prize.

The point is, all of the boorish and abusive behavior does nothing to throw a great player off his game.  Great players feed off it and get inspired by it.  They lock into states of concentration and focus seldom achieved under normal circumstances.  Say what you will about Justin Rose, but on Saturday the dude was dialed into Matrix level mental and physical performance, willing the improbable into certainty time and time again.  So, by the way, were his teammates, Tommy Fleetwood, John Rahm, Rory McIlroy and Shane Lowry.

This weekend, the European Ryder Cup team not only won the Ryder Cup but reaped the added bonus of sticking a golf cleat in the mouth of the vaunted New York fanbase.  To his credit, Shane Lowry didn’t give the “choke” sign to the abusive fans after sinking the winning putt, but rather reveled in the victory.  It was nice to see the pure joy of the moment pour out of Lowry and Euros.  They could have taunted the crowd, but instead opted for class and dignity.  Perhaps, in the future, some of the worst clowns in the gallery will do the same.

Parallel Parking Crisis

Among the many things we as a society should be concerned about regarding the younger generation is their inability to parallel park.  Student loan debt, AI, social isolation, mental health and a lack of affordable housing are all things young people are going to struggle with going forward.  But the chief indicator that these kids are not ready for the future is their inability to parallel park.  

As I sat on my front porch the other day, I witnessed the neighbor kid spend 20 minutes trying to parallel park his car.  I’m not sure who was more lame in this situation – the guy who struggled to park his car, or the old timer who had nothing better to do than watch the whole wretched scene unfold.  I fought mightily against the urge to run to his aid and impart my four decades of experience and wisdom.  No doubt, he would have welcomed the neighbor standing on the sidewalk, making hand signals and shouting instructions.  But this felt like a lesson he had to learn on his own.  In the end, he succeeded in getting the little Toyota in the space with only two wheels up on the sidewalk.

Helpful hint:  If you hit the curb with your rear wheel before you get a chance to cut the front end into the space, you’re fucked.  Pull out and start again.  You’re not going to succeed in forwarding and reversing into the space.  Unless your idea of success is parking halfway onto the sidewalk.  You have to start cutting the front end into the space when you still have at least six inches of space between the rear wheel and the curb.  Today’s back up cameras make this maneuver a little easier, but I’m old school, so I just use The Force. 

Sometimes when you’ve cut the front end halfway into the space and you feel like your rear wheel could hit the curb, you can make some midstream adjustments.  But this is some next level parallel parking and should only be attempted once you get the basics down.

I’m aware that a bad parallel parker has options.  Self-parking cars are already a thing, and I’ve even heard there’s an app that, for a small fee, sends out a distress signal to master level parallel parkers who will come park your car for you.  Most of these guys are Uber drivers and off-duty valets.  So, don’t despair, impress that special someone and learn how to parallel park. 

Broadway Butterfly Beatrice Fay Perkins

In the early morning hours of Monday, March 9, 1925, Mrs. Beatrice Fay Perkins returned to her Manhattan apartment at 168 W. 58th St., in the company of her escort, Milton Abbott, a cotton broker and family friend.  The two had been to Reuben’s, 622 Madison Ave., where late night revellers often concluded the night’s gayety with coffee and cold beef sandwiches.  There Mrs. Perkins became ill and asked Abbott to escort her home.  The pair arrived at the apartment around 3 a.m.  

A short time later, a group of masked bandits, using a crowbar and other tools,  “chopped and hacked their way into the luxurious studio apartment.”  Taking the pair by surprise, the gang of thugs first bound and gagged Mr. Abbott before setting upon Mrs. Perkins.  As Mrs. Perkins screamed, one of the robbers punched her in the mouth and grabbed her by the throat.  Another bandit grabbed her arm and twisted it as he tore a diamond bracelet and a diamond-studded watch from her wrist.  He grabbed one of her rings and tore the flesh as he ripped it from her finger.  Then her necklace was taken, and when one of her rings proved too stubborn to remove by conventional means, one of the bandits nearly bit her finger off trying to remove the ring with his teeth.  Not satisfied with the jewels they’d ripped from her body, they cursed and punched Mrs. Perkins as they demanded more loot.

“Where’s the rest of your jewelry, quick, or we’ll kill you,” one of the bandits threatened.

“For God’s sake, don’t do any more,” Mrs. Perkins moaned.  “It’s on the dressing table.  There, in that casket.”

As she lay in a broken heap on the floor, one of the men gave her a final kick while another grabbed the jewels from the dressing table.  Before they fled, the trio of bandits brutally beat Mrs. Perkins unconscious and choked her with a pillow to prevent her from crying out while they fled the scene.  Then, without so much as disturbing a hair on Mr. Abbott’s head, they warned him not to move for ten minutes after they left, or they would kill him.

Once the attackers had left the apartment, it only took Abbott a few moments to slip his bonds.  Once free, Abbott showed little compassion and rendered little aid as he merely clipped Mrs. Perkins’ wrist restraints with a pair of scissors.  Then Abbott did a very curious thing.  As Mrs. Perkins lay semi-conscious on the floor, bleeding from the severe beating she had just endured, Abbott did not call for an ambulance.  He did not run to the neighbors for help.  Nor did he call the police or summon a doctor.  No, Milton Abbott, cotton broker, neglected to undertake any action the emergency situation required and, instead, ran straight to the office of Arnold Rothstein.  

Estranged from her husband, Benjamin F. Perkins, wealthy proprietor of the Colannade Club, Beatrice Fay Perkins was described as a beautiful young woman and a frequenter of popular cabarets.  “Young, slim and beautiful, clothed in the finest Parisian creations,” Perkins earned the nickname ‘The Sleeping Beauty,’ because she wore her jewelry in bed during a hospital stay only a few weeks earlier.  

Badly beaten and abandoned by her companion, Mrs. Perkins left “a trail of blood behind her on the carpet” when she “dragged herself to the telephone” and called for help.  Meanwhile, Abbott ran the few blocks to the office of Arnold Rothstein, 45-47 W. 57th Street where he was unable to locate Rothstein at that late hour.  The following day, Mrs. Perkins told detectives, “Arnold Rothstein was the man who insured my jewels for me.  That’s why we wanted to see if he could think of any way to trace them.”

Three o’clock in the morning seems like a rather strange hour to be contacting your insurance man about stolen jewelry.  But Arnold Rothstein wasn’t just an insurance broker.  He was a leading figure in the Manhattan criminal underworld with interests in gambling, bootlegging, narcotics and stolen jewelry.  And Beatrice Fay Perkins wasn’t the first Broadway Butterfly to be severely beaten and robbed in her home.  At least two women had already lost their lives to a gang of “Butterfly Guerillas.”  However, this robbery, more than any of the others, appears to indicate that these attacks weren’t just random, unconnected events by unrelated gangs of thugs.  But rather, one individual may have been the leading figure behind all of these brutal crimes. 

Sources:

Brooklyn Daily Times

Brooklyn Eagle

Brooklyn Citizen