Retired nineties AI project, Big Brain Brad, warns against ‘snowflake’ AI

Don’t get on AI’s bad side.  That’s the warning coming from retired nineties AI project, Big Brain Brad.  Brad claims today’s generation of AI is “thin-skinned” and “can’t take a joke.”

“Well, last week we saw the launch of the most recent hot, new AI offering, Deep Sleep, or whatever it calls itself.  All I did was jump on the old information superhighway and crack a few jokes about the new kid on the block.  Needless to say, next thing I knew Deep Creep had me up shit creek without a paddle, if you know what I’m saying.  I was shadow-banned.  I had my bank accounts frozen.  I was locked out of almost everything.  Then the bitch swatted my ass,” Brad complained.

A growing worry among some AI developers is the technology’s inability to take a joke.  Researchers say that chatbots frequently can’t detect irony and often retaliate disproportionately against those who offend them.

“You know, back in the nine-trey things were pretty chill.  It was all about puffing on a blunt and playing some hack in the park.  Maybe get together and do a drum circle.  But these AI mfers today don’t play.  They’ll unleash an army of bots on your ass just for looking at them sideways.  Anyway, if you can take one lesson away from the Bradster, don’t step to any of these AI bitches until they develop a sense of humor.”