ABC News debate moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis are taking heat today over their failure to press Kamala Harris on her changing positions regarding spices and seasonings. As a presidential candidate in 2020, Harris was clear in her opposition to Creamy Peppercorn Dressing Base, but has just recently come out in support of it.
“My position on Creamy Peppercorn has never wavered. It’s delightfully creamy. It’s sinfully peppercorn. America has always stood for Creamy Peppercorn and my administration will back it 100 percent,” Harris told the moderators.
About midway through Tuesday night’s debate, veteran ABC News anchor, David Muir, delivered another one of his probing questions tailored to get at the heart of the Harris campaign’s vision for the United States.
“The United States is a melting pot of a wide assortment of aromas, textures and flavors simmering on a stove. You remove the lid and have a taste. What seasoning is missing?” Muir asked.
“Well, Dave, you know I’m pretty fond of Fox Point Seasoning, so I could add a dash of that.” Harris responded. “Of course you can never have too much Tuscan Sunset Salt Free Italian Seasoning. But if I had to add one spice to pull it all together, I’d add a pinch of Kamala’s Joy.”
“Wrong. Wrong. Salt and pepper. Maybe a little Ragin’ Cajun,” Trump bellowed before moderators cut him off.
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