As Americans once again face the choice between two highly undesirable presidential candidates, many are looking for leadership elsewhere and some think they’ve found it.
Just outside of metro Atlanta in McDonough, Georgia, a modern marvel of engineering and efficiency recently opened its doors, or rather its drive-thru.
Chick-fil-A opened a first-of-its-kind restaurant with four drive-thru lanes that flow beneath an elevated kitchen. The technological wonder features a “unique meal transport system” delivering customer orders via a “sophisticated conveyor belt” that allows a meal to be delivered to hungry customers every six seconds.
“It’s just like the Jetsons, dude,” said one satisfied customer.
“When I was a kid, this is what I imagined the future would look like,” said another diner as he looked on in awe at the four lanes of traffic that steadily flowed through the technological wonder.
“Americans deserve more of this,” says political analyst, Clifton Friedman. “Whoever designed and engineered this astonishing and uniquely American miracle of technology and capitalism should be running this country.”
You won’t get any argument out of these Chick-fil-A patrons. “I’d vote for that bastard in a heartbeat,” said a man sitting in his pickup, munching on a spicy chicken deluxe and waffle fries.
“In a country where so many institutions seem to be on shaky ground and incompetence often appears to get rewarded, it’s nice to see the old American can-do spirit is still alive and well in some places. A chicken in every sack,” Friedman added.
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