Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida delivered a crushing blow to the deep state on Hannity Sunday night as he revealed a secretly planned meet up of the FBI informal cabal. The existence of this group was first brought to the public’s attention by Gaetz during an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper. Pushed by Cooper to explain previous comments identifying an FBI secret society, Gaetz elaborated, “I think there’s a lot more investigating to do, and it may very well be that you had an informal cabal functioning in secret with a societal goal of hurting President Trump without any evidence.”
Turns out Gaetz was right on the money with his analysis. Combing the emails of recently fired FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe, Gaetz discovered the super secret invitation which he dropped like Thor’s hammer on the Hannity show. The invitation has been reprinted in its entirety below:
What: Meeting of FBI informal cabal.
Where: Drifty’s Sports Pub 2431 J Street SW DC.
Agenda: 1) Spitball ideas for broadening massive conspiracy with the societal goal of hurting PT without any evidence. 2) Progress report on obstructing shallow state inquiries into HRC and her deep state allies in the FBI and DOJ. 3) Andrew to outline actions for soft coup attempt against PT.
Activities: 1) Trump administration bracketology. Congratulations to Jimmy for correctly predicting this week’s Tillerson exit and Joyce for picking Pompeo’s move from CIA to Secretary of State. 2) Karaoke. The super duo of Peter Strozk and Lisa Page will be performing classics like ‘You’re the One That I Want’ and ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ along with many more of your favorites.
Attire: Informal of course.
Next meeting: 1) Future informal cabal meet up TBD. 2) Don’t forget Secret Society gathering May 2nd at the tomb of our dearly departed director J Edgar Hoover. Be sure to wear your masks and robes. Women’s under garments shall also be worn by all participants.